Tired Chickens
Before Bed…
In the evening around 4ish – give or take – now that Midwest November sunsets occur earlier day by day, the flock slowly heads back (more often coaxed) to the hen sanctuary. The sanctuary is my grandiose name for the inside of one half of an old outbuilding (the other half holds the wood.) This space, about 250 sq ft with walls bordered by straw bales, has been configured to house the coop (a smaller and fully secured structure) and provide a dry, draft free, cozy spacious place for the flock to hang out before bed, or where they might remain cooped up during inclement weather (especially during harsh winds and driving rain) or anytime really, if the need or desire arises.
At the end of the day, the chickens hang out in the sanctuary between 4ish and 9ish until they put themselves to bed in the coop. The timing depends in large part, on how active a day has been. During this period before bedtime, they eat their evening hot meal (in the summer, dinner is served outside.) The dinner by and large includes spaghetti noodles and some pieces of meat (never chicken), finely grated cheese (Sargento is their favorite), cut up green grapes, and Fage Greek Yoghurt or variations on this general theme. Here we have pumpkin guts in lieu of yoghurt…
There is always a fresh hanging romaine or red leaf lettuce, for pecking purposes. I did not come up with this menu or even the plate presentation – the chickens did. They refuse “scraps,” or anything that remotely resembles scrap. Therefore, the items on the plate must be clearly defined and separated. That’s how they prefer to eat it. Unlike other chicken people, who throw chicken scraps in a bucket and toss it to their chickens, who then go wild, as they pick their way through the smorgasbord. My chooks will barely investigate such golden slop. I truly wish mine would prefer scraps. Instead, I plate their evening meal, as meticulously and tenderly as a chef plates for a favorite customer – and I’m rewarded with coos and gurgles of appreciation when it’s done right.
The choices? Are theirs alone. Very picky eaters, these chooks. I do try – at least once – everything that people say chickens like to eat. This is what they like – especially spaghetti noodles, char-grilled steak, and grapes. In the summer-time, a 1/2 fresh frozen watermelon is enjoyed throughout the day — daily. They did not like the pumpkin guts, by the way.
After the evening meal (which also includes free feed of organic mash with meal worm in one tray and chicken scratch in another), the chickens clean, preen, and dust bath. On active evenings, Helen of Troy Boy chooses a hen or two for some loving, while Ruby Redhead just flirts (both are roosters who at one time were believed to be hens.) On less active evenings, the boys are too tired to even try (as in the title picture above), which palpably relieves the hens.
If by 8pm give or take, the chooks have still not put themselves to bed, I turn off all the lights except one, and usually within 1/2 an hour or so, they are all roosting in the coop. Going to bed involves even more ritual — final snacking of scratch feed and drinking water — you can’t make this stuff up. They have water AND feed in the coop! They aren’t going to starve or dehydrate over night. My God, if they had teeth, they would probably brush them. Once they are finally settled in, I close the coop door, store any left over food, say my good nights, do a quick security check of the building, and shut the building door.
The next morning, between 7 and 7:30 am, depending, I open the building doors (plenty of sunny southern exposure), put out the feed, freshen the water, open the coop door, and another day starts anew. Sex in the morning (the roosters want it, the hens run away until caught and thrashed upon — I have yet to see the rooster penis) and as soon as I open the gates to the other side of the fence, the chickens take to the pine trees for another day in the life of the flock.
Thank you for finding my blog as I have now found your beautiful blog. Your photos are wonderful, and I love your chickens’ meal preparation. I too pamper my girls with freshly cooked goodies in the morning. Mine love sweet potato.
Thank you! I’m glad I’m finding kindred spirits in the realm of chickens – it’s been so much fun! They are such lovely animals, aren’t they?
I was lucky to have the space (coop housed in the old building – no electricity, no plumbing) and it would have been completely wasted if not reconfigured to somehow accommodate the chickens. Straw bales -to help insulate- pretty affordable. We have fairly long, cold winters here. We’ll see how it all works out!
Such a nice place for your chickens! I’m jealous. I’m hoping for my next hen house to have a place to lock them in for bad weather.
I agree with the others…that meal looks tempting, even for me!
LOVE this post! You have a great sense of humor! It is such a joy to hang out with our feathered friends. They truly do have personalities! Too much fun!
Thank you! I know. I never thought in a million years that I would fall in love with chickens — but I have!!
What a wonderful post. Love your style. Also fell in love with your first picture. I might just have to get some Barred Rocks. They are so pretty. (Is that what they are?)
Yes they are Barred Rocks. It’s supposed to be a social, hardy, cold-weather tolerant multi-purpose chicken (eggs or meat)…but mine are pets, so I won’t be eating them! Thank you for your kind remarks!
I’m so not showing my girls this post. Now that I think about it, I’m not showing it to my husband either. I think your girls eat better than everyone in my household.
I know what you mean about their last scrabble for food and water before bed. I too have plenty of everything in their coop, but clearly that isn’t as tasty as the good stuff outside their coop. About 30 minutes before sunset they can be found head-down-bum-up at their external feeder. When they wander into their run before tucking themselves up in their coop, they stop for one last drink at their external water source.
The process in the morning is in reverse. They make all kinds of noise and stomp around until I open the coop (within 30 mins of sunrise) and they race out and follow me to the feed box where I grab a handful of the same pellets that spent the night with them in their coop. The gobble them like they’ve been starved for days then waddle over for a good long drink out of the watering can (kept full for just this purpose).
They are funny little things – and adorable.
As an aside, I’d suggest trying things chickens are supposed to like at least twice before giving up. Mine hated yogurt the first couple of attempts and now would sell their grandmother for a spoonful. I think funny colours, textures and smells put them off – for a while.
Well…you know — the chickens eat better than me too. But who among us isn’t tempted by less nutritious fare? When the chickens have a choice between chicken feed options, they are more likely to eat out of the scratch grain tray (junk food for chickens, I’m told) than the organic mash tray. That’s why I sprinkle the dried mealworm in the mash.
OMG…your chickens sound eggsactly like my chickens…the last frantic feeding frenzy and loonng drink before bed routine and the whole morning in reverse scenario!! LOL!! That’s too funny! Stomping their little feet and then running frantically to eat the same feed that’s inside the coop. If only we could get inside the minds of our chickens – for just a day!
BTW, Did you get the chicken history movie on YouTube? It was cute, but not really historical, in my view.
I will definitely give several more attempts on the whole trying-things-chickens-are-supposed-to-like…I can’t continue to take their food snobbery so uhm…personal.
Give it up, they have you wrapped around their little finger (or whatever).
I’ve checked to make sure I can view the Youtube video (and I can) but haven’t made the time to watch it yet. Maybe today. The first few seconds looked like a hoot.
Is this the natural history of chickens? I hope you enjoyed it!
I loved it…except for the CAFO chicken stories. But we can’t be denial about how we allow the inhumane, unethical treatment of animals within our contemporary food processing paradigm. The movie was also on YouTube and since our friends down-under don’t get Netflix, I sent her the YouTube link, broken down into 6 parts… thank you!!
I loved most of it. Suddenly I feel “normal”. At least I don’t take my chickens swimming with me in the pool 🙂 We may be a bunch of nutty chicken lovers but we aren’t alone.
That lady sure loved her chicken. I’m quite sure they were soulmates. The swim and car ride was a sight to behold! I wonder who the chicken/lady couple was in their past life?
Lol! I love your narrative. Such spoiling of your birds, mine would be jealous. I’m lucky to have very unpicky hens. Tossing them the butt of bread loaves, some left over apple cores and pumpkin guts (if my kitty doesn’t get to those first) keeps them quite happy. I wish we had the money to build a winter structure, although it has yet to get below the 40s here in the Pacific NW. I can only imagine the effort needed to keep them warm back in the Midwest. You do a very good job with your girls (and boys), and make for a good role model for chicken beginners like me.
Thank you PrairieMuffin – you are too kind! I could definitely provide more structure and discipline to all my animals, which is sorely needed in this household. That would make for a much better role model!
BTW, if you need free or low cost materials, Craigslist is a good place to check out…Just make sure you are safe (bring along a strong male) and don’t give out any personal information!!
Mine are the same right now! Just lounging around! X
Aren’t chickens just so lovable?